The Deathbound Dancer of Two Step From Hell is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 701 million Two Step From Hellians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The very strong Two Step From Hellian economy, worth 46.9 trillion sulphur crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,889 sulphur crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Two Step From Hell's national animal is the hellhound.

Two Step From Hell is ranked 62,360^th in the world and 520^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 30.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.